Well, I’ll Be


SO Not Elderly

According to this video (posted by TheFineBros via YouTube), I’m an elder. Hey, it shocked me too. My music taste is eclectic and usually depends on my mood at the time. I’ve always favored hip-hop/rap/r&b, but also pop/top 40, alternative/indie, classical/jazz/opera and rock (mainly from the 60s and 70s). Only listened to country when I dated women that listened to nothing else {puke}. There are very few country tunes I “enjoy” – twangy is just not my style, no offense. Metal? Not so much. I have some pretty heavy rock songs, but I don’t think they’re ‘metal worthy.’ Catchy song here and I have loved almost everything Nicki has put out – christ, ‘Super Bass’ was my theme song for a minute – some friends still call me when they hear it, telling me they’re thinkin’ of me. LOL…there could be worse things.

What The Fuck?

When I saw the video for ‘Anaconda,’ I couldn’t fucking believe it was airing on TV. My kids watch that TV – and on every online source possible. Do I want my 7-year old son catching a glimpse of this video? Um…nah. He needs to be a few years older and understand a few more things first. I don’t know if it’s because I had a few relationships with women in the past, but the female body is incredibly sexy. I think it’s the boobs that get me most, but the ass is a close second. I’m all for porn now and then and being without my vibrator (aka ‘toy’) is not an option during sex. Sure, I can be a freak in the sheets… BUT…I was embarrassed watching this vid. And then almost ashamed that I’m labeled ‘elderly.’ I kept looking around thinking ‘is anyone else seeing this?!’ and I’m almost sure I was turned on for a minute.

 Sex Much?

Then my paranoia starts up…what if D saw this vid? Would my ass compare? (I can’t say that without laughing) Does he whack it to this video? Is this what he would want me to look like ? Or want me to do? What if Jax saw this? Good lord, I cringe at the thought. I guess I don’t understand why sex keeps selling when it’s still free (and still legal). As a society, we keep questioning what is happening to our youth or our teens. Children change with each generation, sure, but what have our children become? The kids focus on the entertainment and gaming industry so why haven’t we paid more attention to what they’re watching? If you haven’t seen Nicki’s ‘Anaconda’ video, click here and do yourself a quick favor. It’s a song that I didn’t LOVE at first but it wears on ya and breaks ya down. Clearly, the video is S-E-X-Y. (And I can’t decide if I’m for or against this gem, but I’m definitely against being an elder).


“Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”

– ‘Stuart’ in Threesome, (1994) TriStar Pictures

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