life as the Mum.

“Insanity is heredity; you get it from your children.”

–Ernest Hemingway

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the Rules.

1. The grandparents knew everything and nothing. Watch out.
2. The uncles will be there. Always.
3. Try it, you might like it.
4. Sing at the table.
5. Always use your manners. Say excuse me after every belch, match the volume. Thank you for the ride. Thank you for XX. Bless you after a sneeze and so on.
6. Cussing. Mom doesn’t use a filter but that doesn’t mean you can’t.
7. Do not ever physically fight.
8. Grades are number one; right now, it’s the oNLY job you have.
9. Dance. Sing loud. Whatever makes your heart happy.
10. Screw what other people say.
11. Start your bucket list now; it will get shorter with age.
12. The problem always comes down to you think you have time.
13. There is NEVER a bad time for Twenty-Øne PilØts.
14. Love with your whole heart.

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