“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not…”
— Mark Twain (2010), Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol 1
fun facts about jen:
- Never found her professional niche
Constantly chews ice; lost most of her back teeth from chewing ice
- Still believes in Santa
- Born and raised Catholic; now mostly agnostic
- Married the first man she fell for
- Her husband suffered a stroke in 2015 and a massive stroke in 2025
- Swears constantly and never uses a filter around her kids
- Laughs every damn day
- Spent the past decade training large language models
- Believes sarcasm is a language in itself
- Quoting movies is the key to her heart
- Quotes, in general, are the sweet spot in life
- Has 3 amazing children who still talk to her
- Suffers from bipolar I disorder and ADHD
- Spends too much money on bedding and notebooks
- Well, spends too much money, period
- Tried to finish her bachelor’s four different times
- Her kids’ friends are terrified of her, and she has no idea why
- Her two younger brothers gave her some unbelievable nieces and nephews
- One of her best friends was shot by a racist cop and is now paralyzed from the neck down
- Just filed her 4th bankruptcy. Yes, 4th.
- Raising her kids in her childhood home
- Has four rescue cats because the children won’t stop bringing them home
- Will never have another dog (putting a dog down shouldn’t even be a thing)
Forward, anyway 